Why were they born so beautiful?
Why were they born at all?
They’re no bloody use to anyone
They’re no bloody use at all
Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)
Here’s to the hares
They’re true blue
They are hashers through and through
They are pisspots
So they say
But they’ll never get to heaven
'cause they went the other way
DIDDDD
And the hares
And the hares’ eeny dicky dy doo
Hang down to their knees
One black one
One white one
And one with a bit of Shite on
And one with a fairy Light on
To show us the way
She’s all right
She’s a little flat chested
But she’s all right
He’s the meanest
He sucks the horse’s penis
He’s a horse’s ass
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it
Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
Five Chinese crackers up your asshole
Bam bam bam bam bam